I deserve to be flogged
I deserve to be mocked
I deserve to have my official SingleSpeeder card revoked….
I’ve missed it this year, but I promise on all that you hold sacred, I won’t miss it next year.
My penitence will start with something big and half-baked this Saturday….
Please forgive me….
c’mon.. I’m going to miss Whisky, Cheese, and Chocolate
oh my…
The shame of it all!